Ovum and Sperm: Represent Men's and Women's Characters?

Begun with a question intended to me when I met someone several weeks ago, “Neng, nyalira?” – translate: “Girl, are you alone?” – then I have been starting this writing. The question sound cliché, right? It just likes a courtesy when you meet someone you know accidentally. But, to think it deeply, suddenly I remember to the formation of female and male sex cell.  All because the person who asked me the question little bit shown her insulting face [or maybe just my sensitive feeling because of Pre Menstruation Syndrome (PMS)] *haha

Wait… Before all gonna run far, I want to warn you something. This writing originally come from my own thought, so don’t ask me to prove my writing with some of scientific evidence. Deal? ;))

When you were at junior high school, you must still remember that in oogenesis, there’s only an ovum produced from its process, while in spermatogenesis there will be produced four functional sperms. Don’t know why, I though both of those process influencing men’s and women’s characters.

As you know, women are often identified with the ovum, while men with the sperm. Ovum is a loner and sperm always in colony. Both of those facts make me aware with the general characters of men and women. I’ll write it in some points below: 

First... When women try to enter their community, it must be harder than men. Men looked more welcome, whereas women tend to ignore the new one. Does it relate with oogenesis? *questioning :p 

Second... When a husband has left by his wife, a husband usually will not stand too long for his loneliness. In months, a widower must be live with a new wife. Am I right? I know that there’s no survey number for the sum of widow and widower all over the world. But, I’m quite sure that the sum of widow is higher than widower. Just marry me if my analysis was wrong, Widowers!! *haha. This phenomenon reminds me to the colony of sperm. It strengthens the fact that men could not live alone *analisa sotoy :D
Hhhh…. pria-pria lemah!!!!!! wkwkwkwk 

The last one is an anomaly. A woman with her predicate as “A Loner Ovum” should be more independent, tap, and confidence. Unfortunately, the condition does not match with the reality! I’ll give you the simplest case. When you enter the restaurant, just count how many women sitting alone there; relax and enjoy their food or drink. It must be me there – traktir ya klo ketemu :D – and some others which is countable.

Why women teh sok ribet atuuuhhhh…??? As long as you can hold everything by your own hand, why you have to depending yourself to others, women? Going everywhere in colony (Eta mah sperma!! :D);  afraid to speak up; ngerjain kerjaan mengandalkan Si Abang Sayang (Sumpah bukan karena sirik :D); and the others sucks thing! Beuuuhhhh… Kagak capek apa hidup kayak gitu??? *Agak-agak curhat colongan ini mah. Kesel punya ‘temen’ yang bawaannya parno, disturbing… :(

Well... Bapak, Ibu, Mbak, Mas… If someday you see me walking alone, it doesn’t mean that I don’t have any friends. Don’t you want to avoid your self from crowd for sometimes? I really do it at that time. Moreover, I’m kind of recluse person actually; feel much comfort when I'm alone *bawaan autis dari sejak orok. But someday, it must be ended. That’s why I enjoy my single moment before it turns to double, triple, and so on… *haha

Next time, if I meet the person with a question, “Alone?”, I’ll just say, “Excuse me, The Truth Ovum mau lewat…” :D